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Berniecuddles2 | 06:30 Wed 13th Sep 2017 | Jokes
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I visited a dear old friend in an old people's home whilst waiting for him to come down I spoke to a very old gentleman who told me in the 1st world war he survived a mustard gas attack...and much later in life some one used a pepper spray on him...blimey I thought to myself he sounds like a seasoned veteran!
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HMMMM..
06:58 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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I'll guess he's called Basil.
07:16 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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Could have been an Old Salt
07:18 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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Salt of the earth!
11:09 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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what a lovely condiment er compliment patsy
11:12 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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Did you ketchup with your friend after, Bernie?
11:15 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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i did but i had to squeeze him for answers
11:17 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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Him? I presumed it was Minty.
11:19 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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lol minty likes a squeeze
11:21 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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He needs a good shake sometimes...
11:32 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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I think he's married to Rosemary. They don't get on, and says being with her is like doing thyme.
19:50 Wed 13th Sep 2017

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