A Word Of Advice.....

[gness]

If you decide you visit the super new shopping centre in your area......super because it is built on a lake with birding trails.....don't take Dave with you.......

A couple sitting on a bench were petting their dog.....Pippa.....as we passed....

Dave loves dogs.....looked at the trio and announced.....Wow! She's a stunner!!!

We walked on....followed by the man who wanted to know why Dave was calling his wife a stunner......

I left Dave explaining..... :-(

[gness]

Sam....that's the first joke I remember hearing that made me laugh...... :-)

[shoota]

I fancy free or four...


Or more.

[gness]

Hmmm....enjoy France....and behave...ish......xxx

[shoota]

Thank you Gness, I hope I don't... ;-)

[gness]

You're welcome....have fun....lots of fun....xxx

[Barmaid]

Word of advice. Pimms + pinot = fubar

[gness]

Tomato juice and raw egg, Barmaid?...... :-)