I Bid You All Farewell (This Is Not A Flounce)

[Barmaid]

Well its been an eventful day.

Spent a fortune in the hairdressers - forgot my brolly - look like a drowned rat.

Roofers didnt turn up to finish the job - I lost my rag and got the OH to deal with them. They have grovelled so I sent a text saying "dont worry, I will still boil the kettle for you if you turn up in the morning, but it may have your body parts in it".

No one has dealt with the rats.

ASBO has gone AWOL - I guess he knows kitty gulag looms.

My new "FM" shoes dont fit.

I still have three dresses to alter, three loads of washing and five hours of work to do.

BUT IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, I AM GOING ON HOLIDAY AND I DONT CARE!!!!

So I bid you farewell - I leave the sensible people in charge of law ;), and the rest of you reprobates (you know who you are) have a good couple of weeks, play nice and DONT FEED THE TROLLS.

BM xx

[ethandron]

Islay, if you missed this then there's at least one other piece of news you've obviously missed too.. ;o)

[gness]

Have a wonderful holiday, Barmaid........and don't worry about law.
I will translate Peter's answers....... ;-).......Gx

[sunny-dave]

Does google translate do Irish to Irish?

[Islay]

Nooooo really ethandron can't think what else i could have missed!!

[gness]

Look!....it'll do Peter to Gness and that'll be fine....if anyone gets sentenced as a result Barmaid'll be home, relaxed and raring to sort things out ....maybe......... ;-)

[wolf63]

gness - you might have problems if they bring back the death penalty.

[gness]

Hmmmm.....hadn't thought of that, Wolfie.....maybe I'll leave well alone and let Peter do it...... ;-)

[Mamyalynne]

Have a super holiday.xxx

[Lie-in King]

Is she nearly there yet? Is she nearly there yet?

[jourdain2]

Have a lovely, restful, sybaritic, recharging time - 'Because you deserve it.'
;) x

[-SharonA-]

Have a lovely time!! Don't worry about AB!!

[EcclesCake]

Just be done with you....

It is just a week or so you are away, not months???!

[DTCwordfan]

"Keep close to Spanish Nature's heart... and break clear away, once in a while, and climb a Majorcan or Minorcan hill or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean - and stay well clear of Sqad."

John Muir, whoever he be.

[choux]

Enjoy your vacation.