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Well Known People's Great Names...
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Just watched the Grand Prix qualifiers, and they were interviewing Toto Wolff. Whenever I see his name it makes me smile - what a brilliant name! Any that you know of that make you smile?
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If Isla St.Clair married Barry White then got divorced and married Brian Ferry,would she be Isla White Ferry.(Isle of Wight Ferry).?
17:11 Sat 16th Sep 2017
A woman walks into the Brummie welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...
"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered mum sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.
She says, "Sit down Leroy. All the children rush to find seats.
"Well," says the social worker, then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."
"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's this one?" Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues.
One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
"All right..." says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"
Their Mother replied, "Well, yes - it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I just yell 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all come a runnin.' An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE child to come, and not the whole bunch?"
"Ah, that's so easy," said the Mother. "Then I call them by their father's surname."
"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered mum sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.
She says, "Sit down Leroy. All the children rush to find seats.
"Well," says the social worker, then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."
"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's this one?" Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues.
One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
"All right..." says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"
Their Mother replied, "Well, yes - it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I just yell 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all come a runnin.' An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE child to come, and not the whole bunch?"
"Ah, that's so easy," said the Mother. "Then I call them by their father's surname."