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Great Suprise!
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I slowly walked up to the sales lady in the clothing store “I would like to buy my wife a pretty pink lingerie set ” “How cute” exclaimed the sales lady, “sounds like it’s going to be a great surprise.” “It sure is”i said “she’s expecting a new car!”
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Bernie was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really annoyed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds, and it had better be there.
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new set of bathroom scales.
Bernie has been missing since Friday.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds, and it had better be there.
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new set of bathroom scales.
Bernie has been missing since Friday.
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