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sunny-dave | 21:24 Thu 05th Oct 2017 | ChatterBank
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Amazon seems to have noticed me buying odd bits & pieces for my new bike - it now keeps suggesting I buy some specialist clothing - which is not a bad idea ...

... but I'm really not sure I could walk into my local pub wearing these ...

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And have you found out yet? :-)
// Just picture yourself in "big booty bike shorts"//

monkey pants - dont orang utan have orange behinds

'monkey pants - ideal for monkeying around...'
Ha ha some good witty comments on here ....
Yes I have, Fitzer! I thought it would be something wonderfully exotic.......One was pointed out to me on a country road this afternoon.....
Exotic it certainly wasn't....
What a disappointment!..... :-(
Now you can see why Dave and I might want to avoid being one :-P
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"Middle Aged Man In Lycra" ... usually slightly overweight and red of face :)
I can indeed, Fitzer! Now......

Dave and I sometimes cycle together...if he turns up as a Mamil I'm not opening the door!.....x
Middle Aged Man In Lycra

oh come on - Middle aged fun lover - own teeth - likes long rides in the country seeks lady or similar who likes being ridden !
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"lady or similar" ???

The mind boggleth
Behave now, Peter!.....anyway those adds always stipulate.....
Must be non-smoker......do non-smokers not have many friends?.............. ;-)....x
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"do you smoke after sex?"

"only if it's been particularly energetic"
I assumed that was why people always suggest throwing a bucket of cold water!
Oh Lord.....I have to start with a bucket of cold water now???

I haven't got the hang of the whipping cream and furry handcuffs yet...... :-(

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