Bliss Tonight....

[gness]

...a play in a little theatre.....Rumours by Neil Simon and it was brilliant.....so very funny even quiet me was laughing aloud....
The auditorium is up many flights of stairs so there is a lift for those who struggle to climb stairs......

But the best laugh was when Dave went to the Gents....a sign on the exit door asks you to turn off the light as you leave....so the man who left just before Dave...turned off the light leaving Dave weeing in the dark.....

As he awkwardly felt his way along the wall to find the switch and continue the door opened and two ladies and a man entered...took one look at Dave and said....

Oh dear.......I don't think this is the lift........ :-)

[gness]

Well I'll thank you for the complimentary words, Chris......but truth is.....I really am a quiet person albeit with a sense of humour and fun......
It's just that things happen to me....

MrG was a very quiet and reserved English man......he once told a friend....I thought when I married Gness things would stop happening to her....but now they just happen to me too......x

[Buenchico]

That could look good on a c.v., Gness: "Those who know me describe me as a 'happening' type of person".

;-)

[tonyav]

I can think of many words to describe you, Gness, (all of them complimentary, of course) but somehow or other 'quiet' isn't among them!

She does try, Chris ;-) but things happen.

[gness]

I will bear that in mind, Chris.....as long as nothing happens during the interview.... :-(

They do don't they, Tony.....for instance.....there are four toilets in a pub...four ladies go into the four toilets....four ladies pull the chain....it was an old pub.....

Guess which cistern falls off the wall onto the lady holding the chain.......yep!.... :-(

[tonyav]

Gawd blimey, hope you were wearing a crash helmet.

[gness]

No.... a brolly would have been useful though.... :-(

[tonyav]

LOL.