I Must Admit That This Made Me Smile

[Tilly2]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-41598493

[cassa333]

I did as well.

What must he have been doing.

[Tilly2]

It's a tradition to kiss your first catch, apparently.

[Baldric]

Self Inflicted Injury imo, why the feck would you snog a fish?

[-Talbot-]

Did you read this bit?


The 28-year-old stopped breathing and suffered a cardiac arrest at the scene on Boscombe Pier, Bournemouth.

[murraymints]

EEK..never mind a frog !!!

[Tilly2]

Yes, Talbot. I also read this bit:-

"We're all so glad the patient has no lasting effects from his cardiac arrest, which could so easily have had such a tragic and devastating outcome."

[Tilly2]

Anyone has fish for tea? Salmon for me tomorrow but it is actually dead.

[DTCwordfan]

My what a strange plaice for this to happen, must be the sole occasion that is has happened...

[paddywak]

I never used to kiss the first fish I caught,I'd just bat it round the head and throw it into the box ready for filleting.

[Tilly2]

Very sensible, Paddy. No flies on you!

[Prudie]

Yes I read it, no-one has said if the fish survived

[Mamyalynne]

Frightening, lucky there was help at hand.

[DTCwordfan]

//Yes I read it, no-one has said if the fish survived// indeed, that would have been a different angle on the tail.

[woofgang]

nice to see the fish fighting back

[Tilly2]

Indeed it is, even though it took a wrong turning.

[hereIam]

Poor fish.

[Peter Pedant]

i would bat the the fish no matter what the plaice....

paddy that is why you are paddywhack and not
paddy- kissy-wissy-smoochie-lips ( to be said in Miss Piggy Voice)

and Baldric - you wouldnt kiss a fish - hey you gay or something ?

[Peter Pedant]

you cant really swallow these stories whole....

o and on a technical note boys and girls
no memory loss = no brain damage

( anterograde memory is the first to go - if it is maintained then there is no brain damage) - that observation got me out of the crap a few times.....