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12 Days of Christmas response
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Here is a seasonal one! A few years ago I heard this thing on the radio which was a response from the recipient of all the gifts in the Christmas song. It was in the form of a letter after each gift from the 'true love', so it starts of romantic and friendly and gradually builds to increduality (along the lines of 'I suppose 10 lords a leaping is your idea of a joke')
It is very funny but I haven't a clue who wrote it. Any ideas?
It is very funny but I haven't a clue who wrote it. Any ideas?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I've found it on t'internet! http://www.irishmusicmail.com/ If you look under comedy you will find Frank Kelly, the song is called Christmas Countdown and has the recipient starting off being flattered, but the number of birds and the fights they have along with the vets bill drive him potty and his Mother ends up in a home for the bewildered!
Thanks Spudqueen. I followed your link then googled "chrsitmas countdown Frank Kelly" and ended up here http://www.monologues.co.uk/Parodies/Twelve_Da ys_of_Christmas.htm
which has the lyrics I was after.
Isn't t'internet wonderful! I owe you a pint.
which has the lyrics I was after.
Isn't t'internet wonderful! I owe you a pint.
Are you sure you're not thinking of "Yet Another Partridge In A Pear Tree" by Brian Sibley, performed immaculately by the splendid Penelope Keith? For my money that knocks the Kelly thing into the proverbial cocked hat; it's witty, urbane, sophisticated - everything the Kelly offering isn't. I'm sure if you Google for it you'll find a full text somewhere.