Wullie..............

[Shaglene]

Wullie was having his appendix out and driving the doctor mad with questions.
'Will I be able to play the bagpipes after ma operation?' he asked.
'Of course you will' snapped the doctor.
'That's amazing' marvelled Wullie. 'Ah couldna play them before!'

[Patsy33]

Lol!