A Tip

[Patsy33]

A tip for the big horse race this afternoon
There's a 50/1 outsider called Creosote.
It's good over fences.

[zabado]

Also on Tuesday look out for a horse called "Diarrhea" . . It always runs well at Epsom.

[Voltage]

"dusty carpet" in the last will take a beating

[jno]

I'm backing Crewneck, it's a good jumper

[marval]

I put a tenner on a horse at 10 to 1,

It came in at 20 past 3.

[Patsy33]

Never be rude to a horse. It might take offence...

[marval]

Tip for the Grand National?
Ironing Board, put your shirt on it.

[vulcan42]

Good tip, I think I'll picket.

[vulcan42]

Ironing board will be better on the flat.

[marval]

My tip is leaky tap.
That's if its running.

[marval]

I was going to back "Itchynose.

But that’s been scratched.