I need to wake up slowly in the morning. I also HATE being tickled. So if I am woken up by being tickled, this is going to make me feel murderous. FOR AGES. I know its only fun, but it really does wind me up.
But BM, surely if you have sold your (ahem) 'maidenhood' to a Saudi Prince to finance your old boiler then you are going to have to smile sweetly at his test tickles?