Nationalities.............

[Shaglene]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, an American, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an African, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist, a Christian, and an atheist went to a night Club.

The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai. "

[zebo]

Was the Pole the dancer?

[Hopkirk]

Reminds me of the clubber refused entry because he wasn't wearing a tie.

He came back a few minutes later with some jump leads knotted around his neck.

The doorman says "OK, you can come in, but don't start anything"