A Frog Visits A Fortune Teller!

[Voltage]

A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out if he will ever be lucky in love.

The fortune teller reads his palm and tells the frog, "I have good news and I have bad news. Which would you like to hear first?"

The frog asks for the good news first.

The fortune teller says, "You are going to meet the most beautiful girl, who is going to be very interested in you and will want to know all about you. She will want you to open up for her and you will give her your heart."

"That's great!" says the frog. "But what's the bad news?"

"Well, you're going to meet her in Biology class."

[Patsy33]

Aww, I feel cut up about that...

[albaqwerty]

this is going to spawn a lot of puns

[dannyk13]

Did he croak in the lab.

[Patsy33]

Somebody should've toad him..

[Fanriffic]

After hearing this sad news, the frog goes off to Kermit suicide.

[Hopkirk]

Now now Patsy, don't get jumpy.

[Patsy33]

Hopkirk,.. Hop it!..