Safes

[tyynikala]

Does anyone know when they empty the safe at the post office, where the security cameras are and how far away the nearest police station is?
I'm doing a Maths project for School. :-)

[CheekyChops]

So you are not looking to rob your local post office then?

How far away the nearest police station is will depend on which post office you are talking about (as will where the security cameras are as well probably). The other information is most likely confidential to stop people who DO want to rob a post office!

What has this got to do with maths anyway?

[sheffwed39]

what a great project tyynikala. usually it will be around dinner time. don't worry about the cameras theyre all dummy ones from argos, and as for the police , forget them buddy, they will be too busy bustin some old dear for not paying her council tax, or making sure some illegal immigrant is well stocked up with kfc and fags cuz hes on a roof flinging tiles at passing cars and won't come down. so good luck with your " project "

[Joefish999]

Don't forget to include dS(H x Q) in the equation for your project.
Where:
dS = the denier of the stocking you are wearing
H = the diameter of your head in inches and
Q = the average age of the queue at the post office counter!

Good Luck (any chance of a share in your rewards?)

[gary baldy]

First of all you have to find a Post Office that hasnt been closed down and when you do find one then you'll have to wait in a six mile long queue because all the Post offices have been closed down.
They empty the safe every morning and hand over all the money to asylum seekers sponging off the state (according to the Daily Mail) so get there early.
Good luck with your project.

[mibn2cweus]

If you know what's good for you, you will stay clear of the PO, what with disgruntled employees goin' postal and all. Just mail them (the PO & the police) a letter requesting the information you desire. They will know what to do. Don't forget to include your return address!

[saintjohnny]

Yes, and remember to blast a few holes in the ceiling with your sawn off while researching your "Maths project."

[sense4all]

If you finish your maths can you help with my physics. If I have an Rs Cosworth parked outside with the engine running and four fifteen stone villans to transport how long before I get to the nearest National motorway on ramp!

For your homework the security camera will only provide evidence after the fact - you should be more bothered about the silent alarm button!

[antigrav]

Uncanny.......me and my mute , bowler hat wearing Chinese sidekick ( Bob a Job ) are studying for our P.h.Ds in Maths ,are also after information for our project , invoving a thermonuclear device , lots of glittering Gold bullion in a place called........Fort Knox.......can you help....if so there's a cut of $200,000,000 in it for you..........no timewasters and M.I.5 agents please.......

[tyynikala]

Cheekychops, i do hope you did'nt think this was a serious question lol, I'm sure you did'nt.
I posted it after Safe boys post lol
Great answers very amusing ;-) lol

[tyynikala]

I mean Telephone box boys post :-/