...just how many bottles of red wine you've consumed over this week.......
Wait until it's dark so nobody sees you creeping out with your armful of bottles and the piece of cardboard you will drop onto in the empty bin first to deaden the noise.....
Trip over the wheel of next door's bin and send all the bottles flying onto their drive.....followed by you and the piece of cardboard.....
Why do smashed bottles look many more than unsmashed bottles.... :-(
I had fantastic neighbours in my last home...for thirty years...I was so worried when I moved but I've landed so lucky again.....the folk in this close couldn't be nicer or more helpful to each other....x