What’S The Funniest Answer To A Quiz Question You’Ve Ever Heard?

[Jahulaye]

A friend texted me to say she was at a pub quiz and the question was

Name a dangerous profession.

Someone replied, an armed robber, LOOL

[Old_Geezer]

It's also fake.

[Old_Geezer]

https://www.snopes.com/radiotv/gameshows/millionaire.asp

[zebo]

The Suez Canal connects the Red Sea to which body of water?

The Thames.

[Ellipsis]

Cloverjo > Host of Family Fortunes: Name something red.
> Maureen, the contestant: My cardigan.

That one is the best ever. Les Dennis was the host ...

[1ozzy]

Not an answer, but a great moment on The Chase.

[Cloverjo]

Ah yes, ozzy. You can't give Brad a question with Fanny in it. I think the question setters do it on purpose :))

[marval]

BBC NORFOLK
Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?
Contestant: I don't know.
White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?
Contestant: Arm.
White: Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...?
Contestant: Strong.
White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
Contestant: Louis.
White: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?
Contestant: Frank Sinatra?