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Voltage | 15:11 Mon 08th Jan 2018 | Jokes
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You know it's starting to get cold outside when you trip over dog poo rather than stand in it!

I was so cold today that my jaw started to freeze...
So I gritted my teeth.
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Haha... love the gritting teeth!
15:19 Mon 08th Jan 2018
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it is brass monkeys out today tho
15:20 Mon 08th Jan 2018
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I know. I've got Polaroids from sitting on cold bench outside!
15:26 Mon 08th Jan 2018
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I picked up some dog poo. I said, "It feels like it, smells like it and it tastes like it. I'm glad I didn't stand in it".................
15:34 Mon 08th Jan 2018
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Take it away Mr Martin

15:43 Mon 08th Jan 2018
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It is so cold that politicians have their hands in their own pockets
17:28 Mon 08th Jan 2018

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