Should I Take My Psychic Reading With A Pinch Of Salt?

[anthro-nerd]

Or a bucket of salt!

Apparently I'll be expecting twins in 3 months, a boy and a girl!

[pastafreak]

Hmmmm...maybe it's worded incorrectly. Meaning you'll be pregnant...not that they will be due.
But the bucket of salt may be a good idea...;-)

[murraymints]

EEK !!

[anthro-nerd]

Pasta I hope they're not due in 3 months, as far as I'm aware I'm yet to conceive!!

I thought it was a food baby this whole time ;-)

[mikey4444]

How about a wheel-barrow full !

There is no such thing as a "psychic reading"

[Islay]

Anybody who believes in pyschic readings needs their heads examined!!
Sorry Anthro but its just a load of crud designed to play on the vunerable and stupid!

[jim360]

Three months later, a pair of JW's will knock on your door. Turns out they're twins!

[Patsy33]

Congratulations!

[anthro-nerd]

Hehe Islay I do agree. I had a 'psychic party' that involved a lovely lady with angel cards, and i supplied a lot of prosecco and pizza! It was actually a really fun night! But safe to say, I don't think I'll be expecting twins anytime soon.

Haha Jim! That might be it!

[Islay]

Well anthro it may have been the wine talking rather than Great Aunt Enid then!!

[anthro-nerd]

:-D quite possibly!

[EDDIE51]

Psychic reading are OK as long as you take them for what they are.
A form of entertainment similar to listening to a comedian .
If people could foresee the future bookmakers would not exist.
(the same reason that time travel can not exist)

[anthro-nerd]

Eddie, that's exactly what we did, and we had a wonderful night!

Oh, and she said my dog was a black 1940's jazz artist in a former life!!! Who knew!!

[EDDIE51]

While we are on the subject . Did anyone see that program last night where a man claimed to be able to get psychic messages from dead pets and pass them on to the ex owners? I think he has hit on an idea that will make him a fortune.

[anthro-nerd]

Ooo Eddie no I haven't, what channel was it on? I'll try and find it on catch up!

[Barmaid]

Sadly, yes, a bucket of salt. But at least you had fun!

Eddie, that's a ridiculous idea. I'm not psychic but I jolly well know any messages from beyond the grave will largely consist of "Open the door, b**** slave" and "I might have liked this pouch of food in my lifetime but today I think it's disgusting".

[ummmm]

The pets don't actually talk to him. He just gets images of them running round a field or something.

[NoMercy]

You think that's bad, anthro, take a look at this prat:

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/morning-viewers-not-happy-animal-133514990.html

These people are charlatans and parasites.

[NoMercy]

Sorry, EDDIE, didn't see your post.

[Kathyan]

You can believe what you like but a medium once told me that within two years I would be married (she could see a third wedding ring) she could see me in uniform and I would be leaving the country. Less than a year later I got married to a soldier (it was him in the uniform, not me) and we went to live in Canada for three years (he got a posting there).

[david small]

Complete hogwash. Forget it. Next time save your money.