Dwarf And A Midget ?

Voltage | 11:43 Fri 02nd Feb 2018 | Jokes

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What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

Gate Crasher

A Woman In A Bar!

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Patsy33

That was a short Joke!... :-)

Voltage

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lol small is good x

Patsy33

I hope they don't get overlooked in life....

Voltage

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they both look up to me!

Patsy33

Lol!..
It would be nice for them to have a little get together....

Voltage

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What do you call a Chinese midget?
Tai Nee.

Patsy33

What's the definition of being pizsed off?
A midget with a yo yo...

Voltage

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A midget stood in front of the judge in court being charged with indecenty to an animal.
Before passing sentence the judge said "how low can you get"
The midget replied
" I did a chihuahua once"

Patsy33

Cough, splutter!!.. lol

Jackdaw33

Voltage

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Lol jack golden oldie there

Patsy33

A lovely little song...
Thanks Jack.

marval

I raised the alarm at work today.
The midgets were furious.

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