Not Bliss And On The Scrapheap...

[gness]

I have Slendertone products and buy from them fairly regularly.....
I received an email asking me, as a valued customer, to take part in a survey for them...rarely do this but it'd be short enough to do with a coffee.....

First Q. Male or Female.........Female.
Second Q. Age.........67.

Thank you, said the next page....and whoosh the survey was no more ........ :-(

So I decided to do it again but this time knocking forty years off my age......I got the whole survey..... asking my thoughts on a new product that I could just be interested in......:-)

I will compose an email....an amusing email....to Slendertone asking why they don't want the opinion of a 67 year old who is fit and vain and willing to spend money and effort on keeping her waistline and flat tummy.......and they should remember some of us oldies are the ones with cash to spare... ;-)

Fast forward to the gym.....I'm standing in the corner changing into my outdoor clothes feeling sprightly after a good session when the instructor calls out.....

Gness...do you want me to fetch you a chair so you can sit down to put on your shoes?

I shuffled out slowly calling....See you Friday if God spares me...... :-(

[shoota]

There was a young lady called B'mish,
Whose appearance was really quite swish.
But sad to say,
By the end of the day,
She carried a strong aroma of fish....

[gness]

Seems to be a horn thing going on on AB today..... Blame Minty....x

[murraymints]

MOI ? Twas bam bam !

[gness]

There is an ex copper named Shoota,
Who annoyed Gness on a computa,
She carved him in wax,
Stuck in lots of tacks,
Right on the end of his................hoota......x

[jourdain2]

Cariana Demarer? Just a thought, don't know where it came from - perhaps that's for the best! :) x

[gness]

That's okay, J....sounds like a dishy Italian giving me permission to carry on tomorrow........ ;-)

[jourdain2]

Cariana regardless. :)

[gness]

Even better!...x

[shoota]

Is that not a reprise?
I'm sure you've used that one before.
Whereas my oeuvre is noeuvre...

[gness]

I don't think so......but I could be wrong....maybe.....unlikely but....maybe......x

[Tuvok]

How about

Slartibartfast


(I'd forgotten about that until it came up on The Chase today)

And your age could be the answer to everything 42.

[gness]

Thank you, Tuvok....I'd have to carry a card with that on to remember it and to spell it......though I'd consider a tattoo I suppose....surrounded by Norwegian fjords...... x