Still Howling

[queenofmean]

A lady came in this morning a wee bit flustered. I first thought it was because of the cold wild weather.

No, after making sure we were alone - ‘are you easily embarrassed?’
Me - ‘no why?’
Lady ‘ I’m going to a hen weekend and I bought these but they need blowing up’
Me - ‘ok no problem, what are they?’
vague idea what was coming
Lady ‘ they are two balloons of well erm...Willies’
Cue me laughing and trying to hold on to all the puns I could have said.

During this time there was 3 elderly ladies who clearly didn’t approve while I was hmm..inflating..the balloons the whole time the lady was heading the same direction as her pink jumper.

Me not phased but I did find it highly amusing and it was probably the most funniest thing I’ve ever had to inflate (close second a ‘cooked’ chicken balloon and a baby which I did BLOW up).

[mallyh]

i had to laugh at this as i went to the shop today and bought spotted d@@@ so glad i didn't see her on the bus .

[Tilly2]

This is going to be in your local paper next week, Queenie. You will be named as the blower upper!

[queenofmean]

I love a spotted ****

How wrong does that sound :,’D

[albaqwerty]

Queenie, ~I have no idea where my sons get their SOH from :-))

Mally, pmsl, that could have been interesting !

(another one added to the game for me and younger alba to play on Monday)

[queenofmean]

Most likely Tilly! I’ve had a flurry of Balloons today.

[Voltage]

I love a spotted **** ..... lol i bet you-do xxxx

[mallyh]

glad she wasn't seen getting into a van !!!!!!or it would be a famous french dish lol

[albaqwerty]

regarding the 3 elderly ladies, are these the same ones sitting on park bench when a streaker ran by, 2 had a stroke and the 3rd one could quite reach?

[queenofmean]

Rofl at Mally!

I prefer the untarnished version too Voltage.

I’m not sure Alba...2 are friends of mine.

[shoota]

Me: I had one of those...
You: What, an inflated willy?
Me: No, a balloon! Tut!