Noddles? Is that all?
I lost me flipping dirt yesterday.
I always sweep my hard floors with a soft broom, leaving the dirt in a little pile to get up later with a dustpan and brush.
Did all the floors, went back with dustpan, and no muck on me kitchen floor. Really thought I was losing it. I assume I must have swept the kitchen muck into the hall way to join the little heap there, only silly I know but I did doubt my sanity for a few moments until I thought it through logically.