I Am Thinking

marval | 17:43 Sun 25th Mar 2018 | Jokes

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I am thinking about buying a greyhound, I don’t know what my partner is going to say so I will run it by him first.

Every month I give money to William Shatner, William Roach, and William Hague. That’s the main reason I keep working. I have got Bills to pay.

My friend has got a Mirrored ceiling. Waste of newspaper if you ask me.

According to my boss my new work colleague is Eddie Bull. Which is good to know in case I am ever peckish.

I was walking down the road when a man threw a small tin of cash at me. “That’s petty” I thought.

It took me a long time to order breakfast this morning. By the time I had alphabetically arranged it all, it had gone cold.

I got one of those slow cookers the other day. By nine o’clock I was so hungry I gave her the sack

I am so happy, I think I have found the one. It’s right beside the two on my keyboard.

I am currently writing the definitive guide to beer. I have already finished the draught copy.

I have got my skydiving instructor to help me fix a leaking sink. He’s going to teach me how to plummet.