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Voltage | 10:54 Tue 03rd Apr 2018 | Jokes
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i went to the the Bakers to buy some cakes and i got an electric shock?

i stepped on a bun and a currant shot right up my leg.
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The joke section is Currantly your Raisin d'être, Volty.
10:59 Tue 03rd Apr 2018
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the turnover of jokes are looking good talbot ;-)
11:02 Tue 03rd Apr 2018
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As i left the bakers a bloke walked in couldn't have been more than 4ft 10" tall
he asked "have you any shortcake" ;-)
19:12 Tue 03rd Apr 2018
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Was the baker's reply -

'No were expereicing a shortage '
19:20 Tue 03rd Apr 2018
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Flippin' Eccles!
19:20 Tue 03rd Apr 2018
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that could be fun tilly lol x
19:22 Tue 03rd Apr 2018
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Naughty!
19:23 Tue 03rd Apr 2018
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Are you sure it wasn't a lady's finger?
19:27 Tue 03rd Apr 2018
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I asked the baker for something a bit more upmarket, he said well this is Madeira cake.
19:36 Tue 03rd Apr 2018
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lol fgs prudie get your coat lol
19:38 Tue 03rd Apr 2018
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i asked the two ladies serving in the bakers "have you spotted dick"

they looked at each other and said"not lately mate"
19:59 Tue 03rd Apr 2018
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I declair this is a good joke.
20:37 Tue 03rd Apr 2018
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thx thats the icing on the cake
20:40 Tue 03rd Apr 2018

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