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last night i heard someone say "text me and i will give you my number" whats the daftest thing you have heard recently? this person isn't very bright and does not get out much but it was still very funny :)
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That reminds me of a scene in an episode of Only Fools and Horses where some bloke in the Nags Head says to Del Boy
" If you see Denzil tell him i tried to phone him but i dont have his number!"
Del replies " Does he have your number?"
The bloke says " No "
And Del says " I will tell him to phone you then!"
Cant think of the blokes character name but i do remember he was Irish! :o)
" If you see Denzil tell him i tried to phone him but i dont have his number!"
Del replies " Does he have your number?"
The bloke says " No "
And Del says " I will tell him to phone you then!"
Cant think of the blokes character name but i do remember he was Irish! :o)
It gets better bob,
Somebody challenged this, and the dim one then said "she can look my number up" !!
Two *****men:
1st man dials a number, "Hello, is that 2222?"
2nd man answering, "No, its double two, double two !"
1st man "Sorry to have troubled you"
2nd man "That's all right it was ringing anyway!"
Somebody challenged this, and the dim one then said "she can look my number up" !!
Two *****men:
1st man dials a number, "Hello, is that 2222?"
2nd man answering, "No, its double two, double two !"
1st man "Sorry to have troubled you"
2nd man "That's all right it was ringing anyway!"
I used to work in a call centre for Motorola phones. We used to repeatedly get morons phoning us on their faulty mobiles, in order to prove what the problem was. A classic was the guy who couldn't hear what the other person was saying. So as I was trying to initiate the conversation ("Hello? hello? Is someone there?") he was shouting "You see? I can't hear you!"
One guy phoned up to moan that his mobile phone didn't have a calculator on it. His friend had bought a Nokia, and his had a calculator. I told the caller that he should have bought a Nokia then.
Me - what type of phone is it?
Caller - I don't know.
Me - well, is anything written on the phone?
Caller - Samsung.
Me - yes. You are of course aware that you are calling Motorola.
Caller - oh. (one guy even said "well, all mobiles are the same, aren't they?)
Then there are the ones who call you to arrange a repair, and when you ask them (without realising that they're on their mobile) to remove the battery on the mobile and give you the serial number, the line goes dead. I can just imagine them taking the battery out and then holding the phone back up to their ear and trying to continue the conversation.
I always say that, instead of just going into a shop and buying a mobile, you should be allocated one according to your IQ.
One guy phoned up to moan that his mobile phone didn't have a calculator on it. His friend had bought a Nokia, and his had a calculator. I told the caller that he should have bought a Nokia then.
Me - what type of phone is it?
Caller - I don't know.
Me - well, is anything written on the phone?
Caller - Samsung.
Me - yes. You are of course aware that you are calling Motorola.
Caller - oh. (one guy even said "well, all mobiles are the same, aren't they?)
Then there are the ones who call you to arrange a repair, and when you ask them (without realising that they're on their mobile) to remove the battery on the mobile and give you the serial number, the line goes dead. I can just imagine them taking the battery out and then holding the phone back up to their ear and trying to continue the conversation.
I always say that, instead of just going into a shop and buying a mobile, you should be allocated one according to your IQ.
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