Culinary Disaster

[Caran]

One granddaughter to be collected and fed tonight. I decided ham, egg and chips. I already had a ham joint in the fridge. Put in oven, carried on with things in house and forgot about it. About 50 minutes after it was due out of oven I suddenly remembered about it. It was about a third of the size it should be, burnt and horrendously salty.
The cat will do well tonight!
I did a quick trip to Lidl and bought a couple of pizzas. Job done!

[Buenchico]

>>> Not if it's anything like mine!

The slightest hint of salt and they're not interested in it!

You've just reminded me though: I've got half a can of Plumrose bacon grill in the cupboard, left over from yesterday, that I meant to finish off today. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!