Harry And Meghan Chatting....

[Smowball]

Harry and Meghan over breakfast:

“Sooo Meghan, I hear your dad’s refusing to come to the wedding now “
“ Yep. He says he’s too embarrassed after staging those paparazzi photos for £100k...”
“Ah ok then, so your sisters coming right?”
“Ummm, no. She’s been slating me to the press all over the world and is even on Loose Women today!”
“But your brothers definitely invited yes??”.....
“Erm, well we don’t really speak since he held a gun to his partners head earlier this year......”
“Ahhh.........so who are all these relatives of yours that landed at the airport wearing vest t shirts and baseball caps?? They had TONS of luggage.... they say they’re here for the wedding?”
“Ummmm,, yes they’re my cousins. And no they’re not invited either (don’t know why they’re even here!)”

Silent pause.....

“I know Meghan - I’ve had an idea!”
“What’s that Harry?”
“ Lets invite James Corden and the Beckhams. Sorted!”....

[Smowball]

You couldn’t make it up...

[dannyk13]

Somebody did.