A Policewoman Just Stopped Me And Asked Me To Step Out Of The Car.

nailit | 09:21 Wed 16th May 2018 | Jokes

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"You're staggering", she said.

"You're not so bad yourself", I replied.

I Am Really Happy

In Church.............

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Patsy33

Did she get the hand cuffs out? Lol!

nailit

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I wish more of my handcuff stories involved sex instead of the police ;-)

Patsy33

^^^^
Naughty Not! Lol...

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

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