If You've Been Married A While ...

[sunny-dave]

... can you identify with these points?

https://www.facebook.com/peterandjaneandmummytoo/posts/506819939720702

[ yes it's from the arch-satan farcebook - but should be visible to all ]

[Baldric]

I was given a choice,
Log in
or
Create New Account
Neither is going to happen.

[sunny-dave]

You should still be able to scroll throught the post though, balders

[Mamyalynne]

Agree with a few of them Dave, such is life and thank goodness for it.

[Captain2]

Not quite got as far as the pink Aga, but 1 - 9 oh dear, oh dear!

[Patsy33]

No, I can't relate to any of them.....
(snigger)

[Mamyalynne]

Pants on fire?

[zebo]

I'm not a member but it let me read the piece.

I can identify with a lot, certainly know when he's off to commune with nature in the bathroom.
I get annoyed when he agrees to do something but I think he's just humouring me, I usually don't do it!

[gness]

Patsy.....I could really hear that snigger!!!!

[-SharonA-]

It is #5 for me. Hubby thinks it's hilarious to fart and can he fart, every minutes.

[gness]

Sharon.....a well positioned lighter on high flame.....held just in the right place could stop him........ ;-)