Royal Wedding Caption Competition

[DTCwordfan]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2018/05/19/TELEMMGLPICT000164016925_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqXfJMPfENEq5oPh9E8lUElbXot50Qc_vM60sRY4jpCKQ.jpeg?imwidth=1400

Prince Philip, "What are you thinking about?"

The Queen, "The day that we got spliced."

Entries please.....

[Patsy33]

Don't feel guilty Liz, Donald's busy putting the world to rights"

[mallyh]

just because you couldn't wear a fascinator no need to sulk

[douglas9401]

Won't be long now till they're enjoying that little semi by the sea.

[-Talbot-]

Phil

For Funks Sake how many times do I have to say sorry for not remembering to set the recorder for Britain's Got Talent?

[marval]

Liz dear, I do wish Anne would get a new hair style.

[DTCwordfan]

Keep them coming....and preferably not the really distasteful ones....that's usually my realm!

[marval]

Oops that Viagra is beginning to work.

[Patsy33]

"You are still the fairest of them all my Queen"

[DTCwordfan]

mally followed by patsy but some truly excellent entries....starting from Cassa's....

[Canary42]

They say Charles isn't his father - I forget hewitt was who told me.

[Cloverjo]

Haha, canary.
My OH said 'You can't tell me those two boys have the same father.'
Looking at them both, Harry has the same eye and nose setting as Charles.
I'm sure they are both Charles's.
My sister and I look nothing like each other and I'm sure we have the same father.