Jesus " Wouldn't Be Riding A Donkey "

[sunny-dave]

God had told him to buy a Falcoln 7X for $54m

https://tinyurl.com/yczxrfrw

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44305873

[vetuste_ennemi]

//where all you need to ... buy everlasting life is $millions//

Might be wise to check the accommodation before you pass the check over.

[vetuste_ennemi]

Gated community?
Central heating?
Pets allowed?

[EDDIE51]

Gated community ? Yes Pearly Gates, with St Peter as the gatekeeper
Central Heating? Well the fires of Hell are just below and heat rises.
Not sure of the rules on pets.

[sunny-dave]

I've heard that Stephen Hawking is on the gate ... and the Pope is on the "You're Barred" list ...

[Patsy33]

There's a lot that should be put on their Ass!