Culture Shock???!!!

[bruce5755]

Next week I am going up to the Isle of Skye to visit relatives, now being a true southerner from the garden state of Hertfordshire, I need to know if;
a) do I need a passport.
b) will they notice by my accent that I'm not one of them. c) will they be nice to me.
d) will I get out unharmed.
e) what on earth will I do for two hours, stuck at Haymarket railway station waiting for my connection.
f) are cars cheaper up there, in case I have to make a quick getaway?
g) is the haggis bite venemous?

Thanks in advance.

p.s. I'm half Scottish!!!!

[nickmo]

Hi Bruce - have a nice time! and don't forget the opened toe wellies so that you really blend in - traditional summer footwear on Skye, of course...

Ta for now.

[lindapinda]

No info to add here Bruce! Other than to say I really enjoyed reading this mad little thread ! Lol :-)...You and Catwoman have a great break,and I hope you manage to find your way back home again!! Don't forget to pack a compass!