Sahara Desert

[jennyjoan]

A wee woman thought she was in the Sahara desert, sweated profusely thru the night, flung off the duvet, flung off all the pillows, was in a very dark bedroom with a black blackout blind, and also a black mask over her face like the Lone Ranger - the wee woman got up to see what the craic was all about - apart from the sweaty craic in her a$s. Dripping and soaking wet she goes along to the bathroom only to find that the wee woman had left the heating on all night. LOL The good news there's only a half of me left now - I wish. What a stupid thing to do.

[pastafreak]

Eek! That sounds more like the Amazon jungle.

[HansUrbancka]

jj...You've made me smile just imagining you on heat. lol.

Perhaps you can remember the days of ice cream being sold in Cinemas during an interval between films. It was the practice to put-up the central heating about ten minutes before the interval to make people hot and sell a lot of ice cream.

Hans.

[tonyav]

Ohhhhh I like my women hot ;-)

[rowanwitch]

And smelling of goat if I remember

[tonyav]

Oi I've left that behind me now, It was all a vicious rumour ( as was the Purple velvet suit ) started by Mrs Overload.

[murraymints]

twas no rumour Goatboy..you wore that suit to nungate towers many times !!