The Advantage Of Being Naked

[gordiescotland1]

There is a saying "The Naked Man Fears No Pickpockets" this heat has got me thinking.

[nailit]

Well I was naked today about town and managed to nick a few doughnuts....

[nailit]

but that was probably due to people playing hoopla....

[Arksided]

What did they win?

[Buenchico]

LOL @ Nailit ;-)

I'm a naturist but they closed the only official naturist beach here in Suffolk, so I'll just have to sit here at my computer . . .
https://tinyurl.com/ycd9b4nb

[Arksided]

Hope thats not a true selfie.

[nailit]

//Hope thats not a true selfie//
If that's to me then its not too far off.... ;-)

[nailit]

Having just seen Chris's link, its obviously of him, not me. I apologise.

[Arksided]

No. it was to Chris... the advisor of good advice.

For you nailit what did they win...?

[nailit]

Ark, a rubber duck, what else? ;-)

[DTCwordfan]

a pink and white tenpin by the sound of it, Ark.....

[Arksided]

Lol how foolish of me ... not a turnip then.

[rowanwitch]

But where do you keep your money no dont answer that

[nailit]

Ive got a turnip or two left for those that earn them Ark...
They have got to earn them tho, don't give them away willy nilly….

[DTCwordfan]

well at least it wasn'r a strawberry

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2359282/Thats-little-fruity-Woman-finds-strawberry-shaped-like-penis-garden.html

[rowanwitch]

At least I can trap my small change under my boobs... thats the advantage of being 61

[tonyav]

Bloody hell, Chris. Bud Light for you from now on ;-)

[Buenchico]

Don't forget where you've left your change though, Rowanwitch, or it might get a bit embarrassing if you go through airport security scanners ;-)

[rowanwitch]

Now thats not a problem for me as mentioned yesterday I dont have a passport