I Have A Dilemma

[1ozzy]

Mrs Oz has left to visit relatives for a little while.
Should I?

A: Repaint the living room, do all the washing, vacuuming, dusting, mopping etc.

or

B: Stock up on booze and party hats.

[Tilly2]

There was a couple from Tasmania. They were a bit more reserved.

[Voltage]

I thought they may have been little devils ;-)

[dustypuss]

It’s got to be option A.

Because if you don’t you may as well go for Hopkirks option C as you’re going end up at the bottom of it .