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gness | 19:41 Thu 19th Jul 2018 | ChatterBank
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I have had my few days in Yorkshire and nothing went wrong......so you're safe to surface....

When I got home I fetched a bottle of white from the garage fridge....the slow shutting door changed its mind and shut quickly....trapping my foot...the door it heavy....my foot is very damaged.....

I hopped into the garden to stick the foot in the pond and was stung on the neck by a wasp...

I am off to Derbyshire on Saturday if anyone there needs to go into hiding...things come in threes you know.... :-(
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so you've got a cold sore on your foot?
You should have warned me that you'd be in Yorkshire! We survived anyway - thought you'd like to know. :)
^^^Sorry about your 'home' injuries. :(
injured foot
I think the answer is - - - drink wine
Poor sole. I knew there'd be a sting in the tale!
How DO you do it???
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Cold, Jno?.....there's nothing cold!!!

I didn't want to scare you and MrJ. J..... ;-)

I was trying to, Peter...that's when all went wrong... :-(

Oh, Patsy!!!!....Groan!.....x
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I don't know, Pasta....for six years the door has closed slowly....tonight it slammed fast on my foot.....luckily I didn't drop the wine....but I did do the splits...and at my age...... :-(
Gness - not dropping the wine is the most important thing :-)
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It is, Toorak.......without a doubt! The only way to get the foot out of the door was to drop the wine......so I sacrificed the foot!
Has anybody had access to that door while you've been away....??
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No...and I've only been away since Tuesday, Pasta.....I just think the door got excited at being opened....it's the heavy door into the garage and has always taken it's time to close....til today....x
I believe compulsory overtime has been rescinded for the West Yorks ambulance crews.
gness you definitely have the edge on me. I can't compete. Please take care.
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Hell's bells, Rowan...I'm in a flipping teepee in the middle of nowhere!..... :-(

They could just move them to Derbyshire, Zacs?...x

Oh but you do, Caran! You really do!... :-)
They will find you.... you know they will.

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