Have You Any Funny Sayings That Make You Laugh?

[Voltage]

I shall start with .....Don't be ashamed if you fart while urinating, there is no rain without thunder

[rowanwitch]

That would have been more fun left in a lift

[dannyk13]

Whatever you do don't--

[Prudie]

What a f.....g liberty said a la Catherine Tate's nan - cracks me up

[Voltage]

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

[Old_Geezer]

The other is that you get sensible replies.

[elliemay1]

Old lady on aircraft, after air hostess' spiel ended with wishing everyone a very pleasant stay on arrival, ''As if she gives a f***!''

[Patsy33]

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an
exception.

[mallyh]

if you don't stop crying i'll give you something to cry about lol

[Canary42]

[Insert local TOC name] apologise for the inconvenience this may cause.

[Voltage]

" if that foul had been outside the penalty box it would have been a free kick" loads of footy commentators use that one ...stupid!

[Patsy33]

Ooh! That Sun's hot!

[Voltage]

Lol its gone to your head!

[bhg481]

There was a similar one on the BBC at the weekend - talking about Tiger Woods in the Open; "If he hadn't made so many mistakes he could have been top of the leader board".

[Voltage]

I remember that Bhg481

[Baldric]

Farting in a lift is just wrong on so many levels.

[Voltage]

Especially if we're going to floor 80 ;-)