I had to construct a Gness made birthday present water feature on the patio.....there was a gale blowing...a wild and howling gale.....I should have worn trousers....the floaty skirt was around my ears....knickers ahoy........but I persevered....
So wanted to watch the Tour de France because I love cycling but my brother's birthday present came first so I recorded it to watch later....and I kept on with the water feature.....
Got blinged up for dinner at the brother's...and set off with the water feature. I set it up in his garden and stupidly gave him the solar panel to hold so I could adjust the pump.....keep it in the shade as I do this I said......how thick am I!
As I bent over the pump in the low cut dress....perfect makeup and new hairdo what did he do?
He held the bloody solar panel up to the sun and drenched me......