Some People Are Just So Rude !!!!

[Gizmonster]

So there I was having a bite to eat with the missus earlier this evening, when my mobile rang.
I promptly answered and a nice young lady informed me that she was here to help me about the accident that I'd had within the last 3 years, that wasn't my fault.
I asked her how she knew so she asked, "so you've had an accident within 3 years that wasn't your fault?"
My reply, "well ..... I was drunk at the time .... and I crashed my plane ..... does that count?"

..... damn ..... she hung up. How freakin' rude can some people be lol ??

[murraymints]

lol x

[Old_Geezer]

How wasn't it your fault ?
Unsurprised she gave up.

[Gizmonster]

//// How wasn't it your fault ?
Unsurprised she gave up. ////

I wanted to wind her up and it worked lol :P
Next time, I'll try the one that I've used before, where I was the sole survivor of a big plane crash and I ask if if she knew about it 'cos it was all over the news. Strangely enough though, they hung up on that one was well ;(

[rowanwitch]

I always say well if it was an accident it was nobodies fault.... that's what an accident is

[Prudie]

She rang me yesterday.

[Peter Pedant]

I was phoned to have one of those crippy smart meters fitted which I was not keen on and was whining about it

and so she said at the end -there is a vulnerable person in the house - and I said yeah that's me - deaf and blind and wiv secondary cancer
( in fact there was blood all around my muzzle where I had been biting her)

and the little madam said - well I hope you are still alive when we come round to fix it !

I assured her that ......

[Buenchico]

""well ..... I was drunk at the time .... and I crashed my plane ....."

So it's your plane, is it?

https://tinyurl.com/yagfpp97

[marval]

Good one Gizmonster, that gets rid of them.

[Peter Pedant]

I was reminded about Denys Feench-'atton in Out of Africa
In fact Karen Blixen spoke English like the rest of us
( but Meryl Streep sculpted a beautiful Anglo-Danish arksent)

and me auld mam said after she saw the film
well if you do fly your airplane half-cut all the time
you are pretty well bound to drive it into a hill!

1918 - there were 180 000 airplanes available and nothing to do with them - so they were knocked down for pounds
Fifteen years with no maintenance seems about right