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Is The Uk Reaching The Point Where It Can No Longer Properly Function (Part One)
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Went to the High Street for a couple of items. Wanted a First Class stamp (rarely use stamps and hardly ever First Class). Anyway, Post Office Counter now located at the back of W H Smiths. It was ten to nine, Smith's open, Post Office counter not yet. “Not to worry” thought I, “I’ll get one from the machine.”
Machine switched off. Two bods behind PO ramp drinking tea. Conversation goes thus:
NJ: “Can you switch the machine on please. I want to buy a stamp”
PO Bod (POB): “No. We’re not open yet. It’s Tuesday today, we don’t open until 9:30”
NJ: Yes I know that [though I don’t know why they don’t open until 9:30. “Training” no doubt – training to drink tea]. I only want to get a stamp from the machine”
POB: “No can do. We cannot switch the machine on until we’re open”
NJ: “But what’s the point of having a machine if it can only be used when the counter is open?”
POB “Dunno really mate. Probably something to do with Elf n’ Safety”
NJ retired and went home to stick a second class stamp on his letter. It probably makes little difference anyway and I could do with the exercise trudging down to the pillar box when I had the letter in my hand ready to post in the High Street.
Machine switched off. Two bods behind PO ramp drinking tea. Conversation goes thus:
NJ: “Can you switch the machine on please. I want to buy a stamp”
PO Bod (POB): “No. We’re not open yet. It’s Tuesday today, we don’t open until 9:30”
NJ: Yes I know that [though I don’t know why they don’t open until 9:30. “Training” no doubt – training to drink tea]. I only want to get a stamp from the machine”
POB: “No can do. We cannot switch the machine on until we’re open”
NJ: “But what’s the point of having a machine if it can only be used when the counter is open?”
POB “Dunno really mate. Probably something to do with Elf n’ Safety”
NJ retired and went home to stick a second class stamp on his letter. It probably makes little difference anyway and I could do with the exercise trudging down to the pillar box when I had the letter in my hand ready to post in the High Street.
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I made some enquiries of Post Office Counters. Apparently, the reason the machine cannot be used whilst the counter is closed is "in case any customers encounter difficulties" with their transactions. I accept that the machine does not simply dole out stamps, but it also weights items and calculates prices so things might get a bit tricky. I suggested that all that was needed was a big red button which would enable customers to have returned any money deposited should they "encounter difficulties" but was told that could not be done.
I made some enquiries of Post Office Counters. Apparently, the reason the machine cannot be used whilst the counter is closed is "in case any customers encounter difficulties" with their transactions. I accept that the machine does not simply dole out stamps, but it also weights items and calculates prices so things might get a bit tricky. I suggested that all that was needed was a big red button which would enable customers to have returned any money deposited should they "encounter difficulties" but was told that could not be done.