Bidding

[marval]

I am currently stuck at an auction bidding for a house with a lengthy corridor. I am in it for the long hall.

I pulled a hamstring earlier, cheese string was furious.

I emailed my boss my annual sales totals today. He went mental on the phone and said I had to justify my figures. I centred them and sent them back.

I have started working with this man called Mr Rius. That is all I can find out about him.

Shortbread, they are not making it any longer

I went into a music shop earlier to see if I could get some Cash for my guitar. I came out with his Greatest Hits and the lyrics to Ring of Fire.

News Headline: ‘Sponge beaten almost to death’ Police say he would have died, but he managed to soak up most of the blows.

“I am sorry sir, but we can’t allow you on the ice rink with those skates on your feet,” said the manager. I personally think he was just a bit jealous. They had cost me a fortune from the fishmongers.

My friend has got a brilliant handlebar moustache. It keeps his hands warm cycling to work.

I was on the tube the other day and the announcer said, “Use all available doors.” It took me seven stops, but I managed it.

[Shaglene]

Some good ones there, as usual..............