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BANANASPLITS | 10:30 Wed 05th Sep 2018 | Jokes
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I walked up to a guy in the street, and asked, "Have you seen my puppy? She's been missing since yesterday," then showed him a photo.

Confused, he said, "That's just a picture of an empty dog basket."

"I know, mate," I replied. "I just told you she's missing fgs!"
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No Pointer as to what she looked like to offer the guy?
18:13 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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Go out and buy a Retriever.
18:15 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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Have you reported it to Police K9?
18:22 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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some hunting dog could be the way to find her.....
20:15 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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Who do you think did pinscher?
20:38 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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That Jack Russell bloke I recon, marval.
20:40 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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Could be Tony, she wants to bark for help. Unfortunately she is a little husky.
20:45 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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Aw! Bless.
21:02 Wed 05th Sep 2018

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