Why I Stopped Golfing On Saturdays

[albaqwerty]

Saturday morning I got up early,
dressed quietly,
made my lunch,
grabbed my clubs,
slipped quietly into the garage,
put my clubs & cart into the trunk,
and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 km/h.
I pulled back into the garage,
turned on the radio,
and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house,
quietly undressed,
and slipped back into bed.

There I cuddled up to my wife's back,
now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 40 years replied,
'Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?'

I still don't know to this day if she was joking,
but I have definitely stopped golfing on Saturdays.

[Patsy33]

You better stay putt!...

[kvalidir]

That's awesome lol :)

[Sqad]

That's what the "loving wife" remarked........^^^^^^^

[mallyh]

I was going to make a comment about a hole in one but to rude so I won't x

[Sqad]

LOL LOL ^^^^ or about losing your ball in the rough.....

[BANANASPLITS]

you like a bit of rough sqad...lol

[Sqad]

^^^ never know when it might be your last. LOL

[Bazile]

Watch it - he's coming up the fairway

[Patsy33]

Watch the birdie!...

[marval]

lol