Threesome

[marval]

I had a threesome with a scalene and an isosceles. It was a love triangle

As expected, Doctor Who’s new herb range has been a success. After all, he is a Thyme Lord.

The traditional Haggis recipe is quite simple. 1) Turn a sheep inside out. 2) Cook.

I used to know a chef that was always over dramatic when preparing food. He made a meal of it.

I have just been to the shop for a paper, I asked the man, “Can I have a Sunderland Echo please?” He then shouted “Sunderland, Sunderland, Sunderland.”

I bought some casings yesterday which allow rotation of mechanical components, but got lost on the way to collect them. Took me a while to get my bearings.

I have just invented a machine that can immediately tell you what condition a painting is in. It’s state-of-the-art technology.

After a hard day in the office, I left and took my seat on the bus. Five minutes into my journey my boss called and told me to bring it back.

I have taken up archery and make my own arrows but they never stick in anything I fire them at. Am I missing the point?

I saw a sign it said, “Border Collies for sale. Come, buy.”

[Jackdaw33]

Sunderland Echo? Are you from the NE?

[marval]

Not any more Jack, I was born in Hartlepool. I have a very good friend who comes from Sunderland.

[Tilly2]

I like the last one.

[marval]

I like that one too Tilly.

[Jackdaw33]

I see. I am from north of the Tyne.

[marval]

I thought you had said so Jack.

[Jackdaw33]

Small world.

[marval]

It is indeed

[Patsy33]

Lol..

[BANANASPLITS]

Very good ones

[rowanwitch]

I like the collie one too,

[Shaglene]

Northern sense of humour is great..................