Shopping

[marval]

I was shopping online and saw a horse that I rather liked. So I clicked “Add to cart.”

I have just found a chocolate bar on the side of the road. It was a Drifter.

I asked my boss in DFS what he wanted me to do today. “I want you to rearrange the furniture,” He said. “Furniture the,” I replied.

I went to Tenerife two years ago, I didn’t get a tan. I Went to Majorca last year, I didn’t get a tan there either. I am going to Ibiza this year; it is my last resort.

My friend asked me if I could name a three letter word starting with A and ending with Y? I was stumped, I don’t know why I couldn’t think of any.

I told my parents I could do better on my exams if they bought me some eels from the aquarium. I ended up getting Morays.

[BANANASPLITS]

LOL

[Patsy33]

Good ones...:-)

[Shaglene]

Not as many as usual but who cares. They still get A+.......