Titanic....

[BANANASPLITS]

My Grandad warned people the Titanic would sink…

No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema.

[Patsy33]

Didn't go down very well then?...

[retrocop]

There must of been an icy silence when he was proved correct.

[DTCwordfan]

Christ, I have this sinking feeling about this one.

Tell you what, BS, for this joke, I'll award you a White Star.

[retrocop]

Obviously Jack's warning didn't fly.

[Canary42]

..... but the band played on

[sanmac]

That joke is a real side-splitter.

[BANANASPLITS]

This joke is just the tip of the iceberg!