Cheering Mrs Sqad Up

[Sqad]

Scenario:
I get up before Mrs sqad and my study also doubles up as my bedroom and i am watching TV (News)

Mrs sqad: Good morning darling.
Sqad: Good morning darling, did you sleep well?
Mrs sqad: I did indeed my love and as she bends over to kiss me, I quickly whip her silk nightie open......exposing a well maintained body.
Mrs sqad: Don't be silly, can't you be nice for once?
Sqad: Nice? there are hundreds, nay thousands of women, many on AB who would die to be in your position.
Mrs sqad: quickly adjusting the belt on her silk nightie......I will make your bed and the get your breakfast.
Sqad: Yes and remember it is granary bread that i like with my boiled eggs and remember too........lightly boiled.

the End

[kvalidir]

'While Shepherds Watched', is that for the voyeurs amongst the sheep keeping community?

[jourdain2]

Shh! Kval.

[Toorak]

Can I be April (I should be coming out of hibernation by then)?

[jourdain2]

Of course you can, Toorak. You can be discreetly shedding your winciette nightie - you know the scene, a couple of bare shoulders and one side drooping down whilst you clutch a couple of daffodils for verisimilitude. No probs..

[retrocop]

My life already.I see the business opportunities abound. CD's and Albums. Gold discs, Grannies ,NME. The world's our Lobster!!.