From The Internet

[spathiphyllum]

UK: we're leaving

EU: OK

UK: can we have all the things we had before?

EU: No, you're in or you're out

UK: OK, well we've got a new plan that will allow us to have...

EU: no - you're In, or you're out.

UK: but i have another new plan it'll allow us to have..

EU: IN, or OUT.

Theresa May: Show some respect, i have a plan!!!

[retrocop]

Then you do the Hokey Kokey and you turn around. In out in out shake it all about.

[Zacs-Master]

Nicely succinct precis of the story so far.

[douglas9401]

'Longest sigh ever'

[Old_Geezer]

Which shows what garbage can be found on the Net.

Replacing old arrangements with mutually beneficial new ones is the sane thing to do.
Insisting all get issues to deal with by insisting it's a polar choice, because you're peeved and want to give nothing as a result, is both unprofessional and insulting to those who do try.

[spathiphyllum]

If we leave, from the EUs perspective why should they ‘arrange’ anything? Just OK, of the list, go help urself then

[KARL]

It is mutually beneficial for the club I used to belong to that they allow me to continue using it without being a member - it is only sensible to let me please myself. I can't understand why they are being so rude, insulting unprofessional and difficult, they must be peeved that I left the club. After all, they need me more than I need them - and, no, of course I won't pay the membership fee or follow their rules. Hey ho, my future is bright because everybody else admires me so and is dying to be my friend - and of course to my great advantage because I am so special.

[spathiphyllum]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-parliaments-42882107/taking-your-nervous-aunts-to-reservoir-dogs