A Friend..

[Patsy33]

A friend has bought an old aircraft, taken the wings off, and turned it into a restaurant. I don’t think it will take off.

[Ellipsis]

You can't re-fuselage opportunity like that ...

[Spicerack]

My mate did that to an old Vulcan. It bombed. ;(

[BANANASPLITS]

Do they do spitfire beer there?

[marval]

Can you go back the next night, on a return booking?